I saw Iam and Victor at the gym last last night, which was technically this morning. Iam actually bikes twenty five minutes to his new job at Direct TV on Wilshire. I worked on my whole body, although mostly pull muscles, but still light weights and low reps for muscle density as opposed to muscle inflation.
VICTOR: Hey, it's 2:00[AM]. Happy 4th of July, guys! [We all high-five.]
Paul and Martha invited me to their place for food. Their son Khan was there as well as their friend Ricky, who I first met the last time we came back from Paladino's, and a couple other audience members from their past shows. Today's menu: Carne asada, onions, tortilla bread, ribs, chicken, hot dogs, potato salad with macaroni, and beer. Although while everyone got lost in their drunken state of playing beer pong with the chandelier ...
PAUL: (Slurring and eyes half shut) Hot dogs are burning.
Khan shared a story about how he's "hooked up with cousins."
RYAN: Wait, cousins?
KHAN: Yeah, cousins.
RYAN: Wait ... Your cousins?
KHAN: (Hysterical) Oh hell no! What are you-- I meant girls who are cousins! What's wrong with you?
RYAN: Sorry, it's just you never know with some people these days.
KHAN: No, no, no! There is no incest on this side of the family!
But the line of the night was when Ricky was recounting how his daughter was singing with Kid Cudi and how he would imagine Khan's reaction.
KHAN: Hell yeah I flipped! I almost took a shit through my dick!
MARTHA: [Laughs.] Can I use that one?
I ended the night with WWE RAW.
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