They probably saw a bunch of dudes rolling around and left

It was just Andres, Jesse II, Brian, a new student in Jose's 'lil brother Ulysses, and I today in Capoeira. It was Muay Thai and Brazilian Jujitsu Day. We did a drill wherein partner A breaks the guard, goes into side mount, into full mount, then partner B pops up and throws over partner A, and partner A gets partner B into the guard, over and over again. The roda was a chill ground game.

Then we found out through a phone call for Andres that we were supposed to have 2 new students, both girls, today. They were lost in the park, though.

Ryan (me): They probably saw a bunch of dudes rolling around on the ground and left.

They found us. They introduced themselves as Cyndi and Amber. Cyndi and Andres didn't remember how each other looked like because they met at a Subway sandwiches a while ago. Amber had just moved from Vegas, which brought along the following conversation:

Andres: He (pointing to me) was just in Vegas. I was jealous because he was texting us, "Hey guys, I'm drunk."

The girls then asked how come there's no rule against alcohol when there were rules against junk food. Andres explained that I still carry out my shot and recounted, "Babe Ruth would always get fucked up and come to practice like this (stumbling around). They'd say, 'Get out of here. We don't want you here.' And Babe Ruth would be like, 'Ok, just let me hit once.' (pantomiming swinging) Boom, boom, boom. Homerun!' What do you say to that?" But then Andres gave me a taunting smile and said, "I'm just waiting for it to catch up."

Cyndi: We walked by here and saw you guys, but didn't know that was you. We were like, "(mockingly) That's an interesting workout (referring to the rolling around)."

Everybody looked at me and laughed because I was right.

We gave a 'lil show for the ladies and sang a song where I didn't even know the words and had to mumble them and I sure as hell can't spell something here that I didn't even know how to pronounce. Happy Hump Day.