I was talking to Brian at the GNC. Apparently, Iam - the biggest Filipino you'll ever see and supposedly he's not on steroids - was singing and playing his guitar at the Glendale Marketplace yesterday. We talked about the slut trying to advice Roxy at Heather's Birthday party. Some married chick who's trying to get a divorce is trying to get into Brian's pants.
Brian: What's your type anyway?
Ryan (me): I'm a "Kelly Clarkson first, but also Summer Glau and Emma Watson, and I guess Ashley Green from Twilight" type of guy.
Brian: Um ... ok ... she's got pale skin ... and she's plump.
Brian also said she was white, but mixed. Perhaps part Russian. Curly hair. He can't classify her as a butterface because she's short and chubby.
Brian: C'mon, Ryan! Take one for the team!
Anyway, I got home at around 4:15PM, ate mommy and auntie's leftovers from T.G.I.Friday's and got to Capoeira at around 5:30PM (it starts at 5:00PM). I played in the roda 3 times. My flow was better as I was listening to Andres like a cornerman. I would semi-sarcastically answer, "Yes, sir," as I executed instructions and everyone laughed. Then I played with Andres in Angola. He did a Tesorus and I went underneath it, which I haven't done since my Batuque days. And I got my bridge back! Yeah, baby!
Oh yeah, there was a slut giving some guy slut a blowjob on the dance floor in front of everyone at EDC. Erica found the picture for me and messaged it to me on Myspace:
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