I'd bang a lot of my former co-worker chicks

I visited Brian at the GNC. I just wanted to get in, have a quick conversation and get out. That didn't happen. Some annoying old guy was there, annoying because he wouldn't shut the fuck up. Something about steroids and being healthy. At the 15 minute mark, I picked up a canister labeled "Abdominal Gels" or something like that. Brian looked at me and asked, "Do you have a question, sir?" I asked, "What does this do? And how?" Brian started, "With this you're looking at ..." and he went down the list of jibberish in the stats. Finally, the old guy said he'd let Brian go as he walked out the door. As soon as the door closed, Brian ended with, "(still going over the stats) ... and BULLSHIT!" We laughed.

Brian: I was waiting for you to do something! Go set off the door alarm or wish the phone would ring!"

I asked Brian what exactly did Kit say about me last Monday, specifically what about raving since I was surprised she even knew about that.

Brian's recollection ...

Brian: I think [Ryan] went to EDC, which just passed.

Kit: Yeah, my dad works at the hospital. He said a lot of people came in that night because they were overdosing.

Aww ... it's like she cared about me.

Andres taught us a grappling maneuver today in Capoeira. It works as follows: if someone shoots in on me, and if my sprawl doesn't work, I pull their head down with me and get on my back as I wrap my legs around them in my guard. I then grab one of their arms, kick out one of their knees to take out their base, scoot my butt to the side, get my leg up over their face to push them off of me as I locks my ankles again, and make sure my hip is next to their body as I hyper-extend their arm in the direction that their pinky is pointing in.

Steph mentioned that she saw my Emma Watson references on my myspace and thought it was cool.

I drove Andres home. He talked to me about my progress. I expressed that I thought my reflexes were slow. He disagreed and thought that I was agile.

Michelle texted me and bragged that her best friend, Angie, who works at Warner Bros., was able to score them an early screening tomorrow to see Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Meanwhile, we normal people have to wait until Wednesday.

I saw Iam, one of my boys from the GNC/Brian's co-worker, at the gym along with fellow gym rat, Victor. Iam says he's singing on Sunday at 3PM-6PM in front of the Baja Fresh in the Glendale Market Place. I also saw my former co-worker from Mann Theater, Mark Gamboa (not to be confused with Mark Pot). We reminisced about crazy antics during work.