I do porn for them

David: Why's she talking to you?

Ryan (me): I think she thinks I'm actually in the band.

David: Well, you are. You're family. I think she likes you.

Ryan: Yeah, I think so too. Although, she also wants to hook me up with her friend.

David: Ask her to email you a picture first.

Ryan: I know. I hate that blind shit.

Salina texted me again this morning. She finally asked if I was in USA Rocks, as in played an instrument. I clarified that I'm their cameraman.

Ryan: They told me to say that if anyone asks, I do porn for them.

Anyway, Salina mentioned she might have to quit her band because she works 6 days a week. She also asked me out to a Hip Hop show tonight, but I'm going to Vegas.

I have to ride with my mom's sister, Bella, who can't drive for shit (45-50 mph on the freeway, zig-zagging like a drunk when she's always sober, swerving instead of merging, etc). We were supposed to leave at 1:00PM, but she's in court trying to appeal a ticket. Hahaha.