Chicks should not pick up on me for 2 hours with no intention to "smash" (as my South Central roommates called it)

Last night, the sales guy who sold me my boom mic invited me to come by today from 10:00AM - 2:00PM for the demo of a "revolutionary" camera (and free food) when I couldn't believe that more movies nowadays were being shot digitally rather than traditionally on film. That I did.

I had bratwurst, topped it with sauerkraut, chili, and mayonnaise; a burger in a sesame bun and cheese; salad with raspberry vinaigrette, craisins, and caramelized pieces; beans; some type of vanilla ice cream and red syrup on biscuits; and white chocolate & chocolate chip cookies. And then this employee chick named Vara asked me ...

VARA: Have you gotten to play with the camera yet?

... which would lead to her hands modeling for me as I played with the focus, which in turn would lead to her telling me her life story. To make a long story short, my comment in Mark's Facebook page later would read:

Today's blue balls: OK, I'm minding my own business when this employee picks up on me and tells me her life story for 2 hours. She keeps coming back to me after dismissing customers. I get a boner when she says she's a Martial Artist and has groin-kicked a mugger ... But then says she's taken! Moral of the story: Chicks should not pick up on me for 2 hours with no intention to "smash" (as my South Central roommates called it.)

I stopped by the mall. No one in the database was working except for that chick Jessica in some girly store. (See entry 12/10/10.) I turned my spay cam on. I walked in as she was bending over. We were all alone. She didn't remember me from the days when she used to work at the Halloween store. I didn't bother reminding her. She turned on the radio to make the quiet go away. Ironically, it blasted a slow R&B song. I made her laugh a little. Database overload.

I was about to go home to bust a #3 accordingly when I saw that freerunner Tony. He was rockin' with his ear phones on. I told him about how that annoying chick at Hot Topic has us "marked," or accusing us of being mall rats. (See entry 12/24/10.) And then Nataly with a new friend walked in on us ...

NATALY: (At Tony) Do you work here? I see you here all the time.
RYAN: [Face-palms.]

NATALY: So you're gonna pass by Hot Topic to go "shopping." [Hand gestures quotation marks.]
RYAN: You were checking her out too!
NATALY'S FRIEND: That's right.

Mommy was working tonight so that she could be off for New Year's Eve. So I had the house all to myself. I finished the eggnog with shots of brandy in it from last Saturday, busted a #3 to that chick Vara from earlier today, reloaded, and then busted a #3 to Jessica, but was still on whiskey dick that I also ended up doing various chicks that have been in my database throughout the year.