Saturday, December 25, 2010

The grinch who stole my boner

I gave mommy her Christmas present. It was a snuggie. I had asked my mommy a few days earlier what her favorite color is and she gave a long-winded explanation that settled with, "Brown." But when she got her brown snuggie, she explained she likes red for blankets. (Sigh.) But then she pretended to like it so as not to look spoiled.

Dave, the high school teacher, picked me up to hang out because I was too much of a brat to drive in the rain. We watched Knight and Day, which I was originally supposed to watch when movie-hopping in theaters when I switched it for The Last Airbender (see entry 7/8/10), over some eggnog mixed with Brandy.

There were no new porn videos in my cyber stomping grounds, which resulted in disgruntled posters posting comments such as, "(At management) You are the grinch who stole my boner!" No matter. I busted a #3 to that violin teacher from last Sunday (see entry 12/19/10) who's name I found out is Lita, so then I was able to scream it out.

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