Sunday, December 26, 2010

Boxing Day = Mommy's Birthday

I was decked out in my full Gryffindor uniform for mommy's Birthday. Mommy and I ate at the Hilton. I love their buffets. But we arrived at 3:00PM to find out that their opening time changed to 5:00PM. We had soup as an appetizer at some salad making place in Universal City before coming back at 5:00PM. I think I met my minimum 5-plate quota. Lobster, prime rib, lamb, oysters, sashimi, among other things. Our waitress was named Amy. But our previous waiter, Michael, was there and recognized us. He and Amy gave my mommy a carrot cake with a candle on top and got the Australian family sitting in the next table to sing Happy Birthday with us.

The mall, usually closed by 6:00PM, was open until 11:00PM as it was Boxing Day - a term that I've never heard of until today. I bought the last Taylor Swift short in size XL at Hot Topic. That annoying chick was there (Urgh ...) to give me attitude about how she supposedly sees me everyday. Other workers: This chick of Latina descent with short, curly red hair who once like the red streaks in my hair when I had red streaks, some chick with green hair, and some "butch" lesbian. I asked if I could try the Taylor Swift shirt on and ...

ANNOYING CHICK: (Complaining to her coworkers) He's at the mall everyday! I've had this conversation with him blah, blah, blah ...

I overheard the "butch" lesbian's name as Caroline. She worked the cash register ...

CAROLINE: (Looking at the shirt) Are you a Taylor Swift fan?
RYAN: Yes.
CAROLINE: So am I.

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