Late for Christmas party because I was at the bar = I'm a role model

I got a voicemail from cousin Janine at about 1:30AM dropping the bomb on me that my Secret Santa is cousin Kristian and the value of the present has to be $50.

I was at the mall. No one in the database was working. Boo. Nataly ran into me again on my way to Hot Topic. She mentioned she returned a wallet at Hot Topic and was checking out the chick cashier as she did the return. (Yes, Nataly is a chick checking out other chicks.) Nataly bought a ring that was like "brass knuckle" status. I bought a red Christmas themed top hat at Spencer's. But that annoying chick was at Hot Topic. Annoying chick just so happened to walk out as I was walking out ...

ANNOYING CHICK: I see you here everyday! I've seen you like five times!
RYAN: You only wish you've seen me five times.
ANNOYING CHICK: I don't have to wish! I know I've seen you five times! You and some other guy!
RYAN: Wait, who's the other guy?
ANNOYING CHICK: I don't know. Some guy who walks by, looks inside, and keeps walking. Always wearing a black under shirt ...
RYAN: Does he have short hair?
ANNOYING CHICK: Yes!
RYAN: I know who you're talking about.

She's talking about that freerunner Tony who's always at the mall. (See entry 12/19/10.) Then she pretended to walk into the next door Carl's Jr. (Sarcastically) Right, as if she actually had to go eat. Of course she just needed an excuse to talk to me!

I busted a #3 to someone new, that manager at Hot Topic because it's possible Nataly was checking her out. The manager is a short brunette who's barely aight looking. But just to try something new.

I stopped by the Scotland Yard Pub. The bartender from Casey's Pub last Wednesday was there. He recognized me. I feel bad for not remembering his name when he remembered mine. His girlfriend's name was Suzanne. I tried a Kronenbourg 1664. The chick bartender said it's like a Stellart. They had to change a brand new keg for me. Then I was off.

RYAN: Later, man. I'm late for this family party.
BARTENDER FROM CASEY'S: Are you the youngest?
RYAN: No.
BARTENDER FROM CASEY'S: Are you like in the middle?
RYAN: Yeah.
BARTENDER FROM CASEY'S: You're supposed to be late!

Party at Uncle Lando's place was the typical eating party. I delivered a foot spa that my mommy bought for the White Elephant game. Uncle Lando won it. I won a blanket.