Janine's 18th BDay party

Went to guitar practice and then it was time for cousin Janine's 18th BDay party. I had to give her a rose and then dance with her for a few seconds.

So when Janine's friends/classmates were all dancing, cousin Mark was trying to egg cousin Kristian on to hit them up. Likewise, cousin-in-law Maricel was telling me the same thing.

RYAN: I think it's illegal.
MARICEL: They're 18! Some of them.

Anyway, 5 of them youngins in the database:

• This chick whom I recognized came to my house 2 years ago when I hosted Janine's Sweet 16th Birthday party. Back then, she had dark blond hair and was the only jackoffable guest. Today, she's grown up to be even more jackoffable and has light brown hair. She was the only one wearing cowgirl boots.
• A blond chick (I think the only blonde there) wearing glasses whom I recognized as the chick who sang Mariah Carey's Hero at their high school graduation.
• A chick who was the tallest person in the entire party. She had long, reddish brown hair and I could almost see her panties under her short skirt.
• Chick with short brown hair and short skirt. There was something about the way she did this dance called the "jerk" (which I still think is plagiarized from the "Roger Rabbit) while barefoot that I found jackoffable.
• Some wavy, black-haired chick they called Erica who was the last to leave.

Anyway, I managed to make the tall chick laugh when I drunkenly cut in while she and cousin Janine were talking just to announce I was drunk. Score! Later, I was so bored (and drunk) that I violated my rule about not busting a #3 in public places when I went to the upstairs restroom that no one was using and busted a #3 to the tall chick.