I hope it was just cameltoe because I had already put her in my database

I did my 15th day of upper body push muscles and 12th day of abs at the gym.

Then went to Brandon's new place in Simi Valley for UFC 117. His usual guests were there. Morgan and Hasel have moved to the Bay area. Their old roommate Matt found a place to himself. Good news: Brandon has finally come around to Sam Adams Cherry Wheat as he asked me to bring some. Bad news: Some old douchbag backed up the line in the "Express Lane" as he kept arguing about his coupons.

There were two jackoffable girls there. One was brown-haired with cottage cheese thighs and short shorts. Can't remember her name, though.

ALLEN: Does she look like she has a penis to you?

I looked. I hope it was just cameltoe because I had already put her in my database. The other was her friend named Destiny. Destiny had black wavy and wore mostly black. In my database as well.

By the way, sour straws are addicting. I took home a Corona, fired up the porn, and had a threesome in my database to Destiny and the other chick.