Jazz was working at the Red Robin. But I noticed that even though the tables in the area she was serving were empty, people weren't necessarily being sat at them. I scouted to analyze the pattern: New guests were sat somewhere else, guests that came in from the furthest entrance were sat at one of her tables, blah, blah, blah ...
MATT: (On the phone) So what's the situation?
RYAN: A new group just came in, but they were sat somewhere else. I can't dissect their rotation pattern.
Georgia and Leah were working at Hot Topic. If only this was a cheasy porn flick, I would've vented to them at how I couldn't figure out how to get sat at one of Jazz's tables, they would've tried to make me feel better until the cheasy dialogue finally took us to the back room and bow chicka wow wow. But nooo. Real life sucks.
I scouted cousin Janine's facebook (she doesn't know I have a facebook) to find out the names of the 5 jackoffable chicks at her party so I can scream them out later. The blond chick with glasses who sang Mariah Carey's Hero at their graduation is Kayla. The one doing the "jerk" dance (plagiarism of "Roger Rabbit) barefoot is Alina. We already knew the last one to leave is named Erica. But still working on the tall one and the cowgirl boots chick. (I hate private profiles with a passion!)
I did my 20th day of upper body pull muscles and 19 day of abs at the gym. Went home. Fired up the porn. Busted a #3 to Alina. Looked for the UFC 118 fights online to allow myself to reload. Tried to bust a #3 the rest, but finished before I could get to Erica. Had to save her for tomorrow because I was too tired. But Penis, you're a champ!
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