You talking to me?

I don't know what came over me in the gym. I did my 9th day of legs AND my 9th day of upper body push muscles AND my 5th day of abs. (Yeah, I've been slacking on the abs.) And I still felt like doing my upper body pull muscles afterward, but I didn't want to over-train, so I saved it for tomorrow.

Oh, and there's this M.I.L.F. at the gym, like late 30s - early 40s. She could possibly be armo, but she's caucasian-looking enough, so it's cool. She's in my database.

I signed up for a Bartending class a few hours before it started.

TEACHER: There was this one guy who everyone knew. He became a regular. He asked me for my number so that he could drop off jumbalaya at my house for Thanksgiving. He was nice, so I didn't think anything of it. I asked him what he does for a living. He said, "I'm in a band." I said, "Good luck to you" and asked him what was the band's name. He said, "Black Eyed Peas." I thought, "That's a stupid name for a band."

The dude turned out to be Will.I.Am. But for the real important story: There's 2 sisters in the class named Caroline and Evelyn. As we were walking back to class from break ...

EVELYN: You have really nice hair.
RYAN: (Clueless about who she's talking to) You talking to me?
EVELYN: Yeah.
RYAN: Oh, thanks.

Then she teased about how it was basically an impersonation of Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver. But the point is: She's short, but not a midget. I could so see myself picking her up while having the - as they say in A Clockwork Orange - in-out with her. Possibly armo, but oh well because body's ok, face is cute, hair is long and dark. Database!