Then I found out Tiwat, who has been in jail since April 15, was finally released this morning! And now he's on house arrest until September 11, but possibly earlier if he finds a job.
I went to Heather's 33th Birthday party in Anaheim where surprisingly she forgot to order the UFC PPV.
MARK: I thought they were ordering the fight.
RYAN: You and your assumptions.
MARK: Hey, Tim assu-- assumped too!
It's funny because the proper grammar should be: Hey, Tim assumed too!
Talk of the night:
- I was wearing my leather shoulder plate that I bought at Anime Expo.
- My story about my epic fail in picking up the Yellow Power Ranger by accidentally making her feel old.
HEATHER: [Shaking head] I don't know what to say about that, Ryan! We were just talking about you about how you were doing so well with older women instead of underage girls. And then Mark was like, "No, he just hides it more around you."
HEATHER: We were talking about how smart you are. (At Kat) Did you know how smart he is? But he doesn't show it. Why is that? When you talk to him, you think, "Moron." But then he really talks ... and he's smart!
NICK: Do you want a shot?
RYAN: I'm done.
WILL: Sure, I'll have one.
RYAN: Fuckin' peer pressure. Yeah, I'll have one.
NICK: [Laughs] I thought I smelled a vagina there.
Chris' receptionist, Becky (not to be confused with the same Becky I met on 6/15/10 and then busted a #3 to), normally isn't a looker. But I had beer goggles, so I put her in my database.
HEATHER: Even if you're still checking out underage girls, I appreciate that you care about me enough that you'd hide it from me.
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