What the hell's wrong with me? I didn't go to the gym yesterday or today!
I went over the recipes for my Bartending class. I busted a #3 to Jennifer Love Hewitt in light of last night's movie, my gilf of a Bartending instructor, and my Bartending classmate Evelyn who liked my hair.
I showed up to class. That chick Evelyn was wearing a long green dress. She looked, smiled, and winked at me once. At the end of class, she was trying to figure out which celebrity that the dude sitting next to her reminded her of.
RYAN: Ever since that Twilight movie came out, I've gotten so many Jacob Black references.
EVELYN: That's what I was thinking last week when I said you have nice hair! I just didn't wanna say it because I wasn't sure if you'd be offended by the reference.
Then there was a bunch of blah, blah, blah.
EVELYN: Why is it when guys have long hair, it's always nice hair?
Anyway, her sister Caroline invited me to practice pouring shots with them this Saturday along with another dude in our class. Evelyn might be a clutz, though. Her skirt caught onto a chair that matched her dress and she nearly walked out dragging it. Ha.
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