What is standing-up-sex called anyway?

Church, started a new regiment for push muscles (upper body) at the gym, then went to the mall. I guess I missed Jazz. Boo. My mommy and I ate dinner at Cheesecake Factory. I think our waitress' name was Jessica. She's all right, but I didn't feel like putting her in my database. I did recognize Anita walking around, though. She's the waitress who's got the really long and dark hair in a ponytail, which I've mentioned must be fun to pull on during the old in-out in-out - as they they in A Clockwork Orange. But this time, it was all up in a ball. I've mentioned she's tall for a girl, but shorter than me like cute girls should be, and looks light enough without being anorexic for me to carry during standing-up-sex - or whatever it's called - like how they do sometimes in porn. Sipping on green tea now.