Ever heard of anger sex? Well, I just invented anger masturbation.

I went to church. Father Paul, who had been a priest there for 10 years, served his last mass with us as he's being transferred.

My mommy and I tried to go to Minx for lunch, but they were closing early. The chick at the front desk was a blond chick with possibly an Australian accent. Ever heard of anger sex? Well, I just invented anger masturbation. I took out my frustration of not being able to eat at Minx by busting a #3 to that Aussie chick.

The only cool thing today was eating dinner at Zono Sushi whee they finally had toro (fatty tuna). They haven't had it for the past year whenever I was there.

Went to the gym to do day 5 for my current legs regiment and day 2 of abs. There was a white chick there with dirty blond hair and long legs, yet still shorter than me like cute chicks should be. Now she is so in my database.