I'm a "hot, sexy beast"

Guro had to reschedule Filipino Martial Arts (FMA) training again. Gosh I'd be so rich by now if I got money for every time he did that.

I went to the gym to do day 5 of my current upper body push muscles. There's a new chick working at the front desk. Her name tag says: Alle. She's pale with dark, wavy hair. I can't tell if Alle is white, or possibly Latina or even armo. But she's in my database.

I busted a #3 to that long-legged chick in the gym from last night.

I watched last night's episode of True Blood, which I can only watch when my mommy's not home. Holy crap, it ended with the main vampire hero being forced against his will to bang the female vampire villain, so the vampire dude angrily twists her neck in a 180 while doing the in-out in-out with her!

I went to Capoeira class, but surprisingly, it was a berimbau-making workshop. Aside from Andres, only Marko and Carlito showed up. It took me the whole session to cut my gord in half with a saw to make it into a gunga. At least I got to sand the inside of it.

Then I drove through the 210 to the 118 to get to Paul and Martha's house to upload their performance. I walked in on Martha watching Remember Me, the movie where Robert Pattinson gets killed off by 9/11.

RYAN: Have you seen this before?
MARTHA: No.
RYAN: You're gonna hate the ending.

Martha smacked me. And when Edward Cullen died in the twin towers, her flipping out was priceless. Then Paul made fun of her for wanting to bang Pattinson and how she's a cougar and blah, blah, blah.

MARTHA: Well, didn't I tell you I thought Ryan was a hot, sexy beast? [She yanks my ponytail hard]

Burritos for dinner. Yummy.

RYAN: Can I have a cookie?
MARTHA: Only if you eat it with milk.

And I added a brownie bite with it.

RYAN: All right, I'm off to the gym.
MARTHA: Are you insane? At this hour? Blah, blah, blah ...

Crap, she's starting to sound like my mom, which only makes it weird that she thought I was a "hot, sexy beast."

MARTHA: Go home!
RYAN: Ok, I'll go home ... to change. Then I'll go to the gym.
MARTHA: I'm gonna kick you! Remind me next time to kick you!

I did half an hour of cardio at the gym, 5 sets of pec flies, and day 3 of abs.