Friday, June 4, 2010

I'd have to manually force a boner if I had to

I had supernatural attentiveness again thanks to Heather's gift. I showed up for one last LSAT practice test. It was just me and the older chick who said my Hermione shirt was "adorable." I smiled. She winked at me. I would never be able to subconsciously get a boner for her. I'd have to manually force it if I had to. She'd never be in my database. She's easily in her 30s, possibly 40s. But she's not ugly either, so the point is: I guess it would be bearable to have sex with her if I had to, just because she's nice. Anyway, her name's Marilyn.

MARILYN: So I take it you're a Harry Potter fan?
RYAN: Yeah. And you?
MARILYN: I only read the 1st book.
RYAN: They got one more book to film, but they're splitting it into two movies.
MARILYN: (Appalled) There's ANOTHER one?
RYAN: And it's gonna be in 3D.
MARILYN: I'm just glad they've gotten kids to read. They could be reading porn for all I care just as long as they're reading.

Then she tried to chicken out of the writing portion at the end, whining that she's tired and blah, blah, blah. But the test proctor and I pressured her to stay. But I might've been overly dramatic with it like a coach berating his fighter at his corner inside a UFC cage.

MARILYN: Ok, fine! I'll stay. (Sarcastically) Thanks, Ryan! [Rolls eyes]

And a couple of chick douche bags walked inside the classroom before the practice test was over and I kicked them out. But they apologized afterward. Superiority! Marilyn says she'll be using her free time before waiting to hear from law schools to pursue Brad Pitt. Good luck with that. She'll need it.

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