Just made Guinness milkshakes. Credit for recipe goes to Gumby. I'm so wasted right now. Love you all.
And Tim replied:
Yea I'm looking at u passed out on the couch lol
I puked on the sidewalk before getting into my car and got home by 5:00AM.
Eugene called me 4 hours later at 9:00AM to make sure I was awake. He, along with Stef, Jun and Candice (who I haven't seen since over a year ago) picked me up at 10:00AM to go to Renaissance Faire. We stopped by McDonald's so I can puke some more in the restroom.
- Even though we agreed on not wearing costumes this year, I got suckered as Stef and Candice dressed up. I would've been a Gladiator dammit.
- Hangover was gone by mid day.
- There were more than enough big breasted chicks (or wenches, as they're called at Renaissance Faire) to last as new additions to my database for a long time.
- Eugene FINALLY won at fencing for the 1st time in 3 years.
- Even though the chick teaching Fencing was not showing cleavage, she had the cutest face in a subtle kind of way that she's 1st to be extracted from the database as soon as I can.
- Jun had the "bright" (sarcastically) idea for me to try knife-throwing. Even the teacher missed. Meh.
- I bought a hair dangle (Pirate style) with a Celtic knot that meant "everlasting life."
Eugene advertised his upcoming Father's Day fundraiser to my mommy. My mommy then dragged me to church with her.
At church, there was this asian chick all in black. I know I said I was bored with asian chicks after being surrounded by that crowd growing up. But she was short without being a midget and cute. When she knelt while praying, I was standing and mentally measured that I wouldn't have to crouch uncomfortably if she were to ever perform oral copulation on me.
My mommy and I ate dinner at Outback Steakhouse.
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