The longest Saturday

I showed up for a practice test at my LSAT class. I passed by Jackie and said to myself, Haha ... I jacked off to you last night. I took the empty seat in front of Ginger and said to myself, I'ma jack off to you later. (Again, I don't use codewords when I talk to myself.)

On Vanessa's side of the room, they were having some weird conversation with words like "vasectomy."

GINGER: What kind of conversation are they having over there?
RYAN: (Turning to Ginger) That's what I was thinking!

I technically talked to her! Score!

VANESSA: ... I found the best way to ignore him was just to be drunk.
RYAN: Are you talking about drinking over there?
VANESSA: Yeah.
RYAN: [Fist pump] Yes!
JUAN: Are you hung over right now?
RYAN: Not right now.
JANIE: Tomorrow?
RYAN: Yeah.
JANIE: A Mother's Day buzz? (Joking) Thank you mom for bringing me into this world!

After the practice test, surprisingly the normally introverted Jackie spoke to me! Just basically about how she's not confident about taking the test next month, blah, blah, blah ... But still!

Then did my 15th day of my current weight lifting regiment. Mark met me at my house. We rolled out. A few errands: Sam Adams Cherry Wheat beer, dropped off a guitar payment where they offered me coffee that burned the taste buds off my tongue, and stepped inside the church for a few minutes so I could tell my mommy that I went. Then off to Simi Valley to watch the UFC fights with an old friend named Michael where he just bought a new house.

Backstory: I met Michael at Coyote Ugly in Las Vegas 2 Decembers ago. He was with these 2 chicks - Peggy and Mackenzie (they're cousins). Mackenzie was younger than me, but had a daughter and was taking a "break" from her marriage. I hooked up with Mackenzie.

So it was my 1st time seeing Michael since then. I broke diet as I had pizza, stuffed crust pizza, pasta, beer, and wine.

Afterward, I stopped by Brandon, Morgan, and Hasel's place where I introduced them to Mark. I had some Kraken & Coke and more beer. They had some of the people from their last party (see entry 3-28-10). And then that chick Caroline from said last party walked in with a 12-pack of Heineken.

BRANDON: [High-fives me] I did not fuck up!

Inside joke: Last time, AFTER Caroline left, Morgan said, "I forgot to tell you guys, she was nobody's chick. You guys could've banged her." And we flipped out, "You're telling us this NOW?" And Morgan said, "I fucked up, I fucked up."

Caroline was kind off snobbish, though. Fuck that. I shall punish her by busting a #3 to her later.

When I got home, I busted a #3 to Caroline as promised.