Saw my new nephew Tristan for the 1st time; Pot Wrestling Guerrilla/Pro Wrestling Ganja

Mommy woke me up after only a few hours of sleep. We went to some restaurant at CSUN, that wasn't built yet when I attended school there, for Mother's Day. Cousin Ned found that place. I saw my new nephew Tristan for the 1st time. Then we found out that Auntie Bella, my mommy's sister who I rarely get along with, lost her purse when she left it in a parking lot. This prompted us to recount stories such as when she left her bags of groceries at a parking lot and when she forgot to close her trunk and her groceries flew everywhere into the street. Haha. Moral of the story: She's senile.

Matt and I later went to PWG. The 101 wasn't moving, so I detoured into the 170, exited Sherman Way and took the streets the rest of the way. I feel like such a bad ass being able to do that!

We met Samantha in line. That chick who wears the flower in her hair (and whom I've busted a #3 to before) was in the audience. Also the chick with the braided pigtails from last time. And some new chick sitting next to her who was also jackoffable. And then the chick where I had to text an absent Chad ...

Yo! Too bad you're not at PWG right now. That chick we both jack off to is here. And she's drunk, flipping off wrestlers, and screaming. Plus, beer.

He responded ...

How is the show? I already regret not going. Same as last time.

The asian bartender was there again. But Lisa was absent again. Boo. But she memorized that I always get a pitcher of Sam Adams. Today, they had Summer Ale.

RYAN: Lisa ditched you again today?
ASIAN BARTENDER: [Rolls eyes] Something about having to be with her mother today.

I finally found out the asian bartender's name is (don't know how to spell it, but she pronounced it as re-shawn).

Oh, and the dude taking tickets at the front door thinks Matt and I are brothers. We're going to roll with it in a Dudley Boys-sort-of-way.

But the main story of the night is: The majority of PWG's fanbase have become marijuana-users, coincidentally when Paul London started wrestling regularly. I took my piss break during Chris Hero's entrance and some dude was pissing next to me ...

RYAN: I intentionally took my piss break now during Chris Hero's entrance.
DUDE: I know. He sucks.
RYAN: I know.
DUDE: Dude, I'm gonna smoke in the stall. Do you want a hit?

Damn, sucks for quitting. And then later Matt went to the restroom and while peeing in the stall someone was knocking on the door like, "Hey, if you're smoking in there, can I have a hit?"

We went to a Denny's afterward where the waitress got Matt's order all wrong that he told me, "If I see you leave a tip on the table for her, I'll smash this glass on your head!" So no tip.