Cutting out the starch = 5 extra points

I set my alarm clock for a practice LSAT test. I can notice Ginger from behind from a mile away. Juan, Lucine, and some new chick (who's name I didn't get) also showed up. The cute muslim chick, who's always wearing a shawl, was working the front desk. I wonder what her hair looks like.

RYAN: I'm ready to rock. I just found out that I'm not supposed to have any starch before the test, which I've always done. So today, I cut out the starch.
(I had steak for breakfast.)
GINGER: That's like an extra 5 or 6 points.

She talked to me. Score!

And then when we were going to break ...

RYAN: How much time do we get for break?
GINGER: 10 minutes.

Scored again! I also notice she eats salad with dried cherries for her break.

After the test, the new chick revealed this was her 1st practice test and she was merely "starting to entertain the idea of law school." She kind of jackoffable.

RYAN: [My score] went up!
LUCINE: Mine went down!

I high-fived Juan. Lucine was still in too much disbelief to high-five me. So then I high-fived the new chick.

NEW CHICK: Here, I'll give you her high-five.

And I flesh-on-flesh scored with the new chick!

On the freeway, some black guy cut me off. So then I cut him off, so he can see me flipping him off. And I cut him off again when he tried to go around me. Then he gave up. Great match. I win.

I had some of mommy's spaghetti before going to Salina's rock band parents to help them with video business. Oh, and Eugene asked me to videotape for him in the near future. We watched the American Idol season finale:

• They now know that I'm the kind of guy who was screaming, "Have my babies" at Kelly Clarkson during her concert, which is why Salina's mom will now be self-conscious whenever she covers a Kelly song and I'm in the audience.
• During Crystal Bowersox and Alanis Morissette's duet, I flipped out when Bowersox changed Morissette's original lyrics from "would she go down ON you IN a theater" to "would she go down WITH you TO a theater." Salina's mom then gave me props for knowing Alanis songs.
• Bret Michaels, who nearly died recently, did his classic Every Rose Has Its Thorn as a duet with Casey James. Fortunately, Salina's dad was passed out. 1) Salina's dad hates Michaels because he auditioned for a spot in Michaels' band Poison. 2) Salina's mom goes gaga for Michaels.
• General Larry Platt's Pants on the Ground featuring fellow American Idol reject William Hung was EPIC!
• Oh, and this was Simon Cowell's last night as a judge.

RYAN: [Watching Kelly Clarkson on TV] I've got chills.
SALINA'S MOM: Now you know how I feel when I was watching Bret [Michaels].

And Mark had to cancel on Red Lion Tavern for dinner, so I got to go straight home.