Valentine's Day

(Yes, this is a post about Sunday that I forgot to post until now - Tuesday. Yes, I'm dating it as Sunday anyway.)

I bought that Alice Cullen shirt at Hot Topic that I saw last night when I was with Michelle. It's medium size (for a girl), but it's the last one.

RYAN: You have anything larger? It's kind of tight and you don't have it as a guy's tee.
HOT TOPIC CHICK: We don't have anymore. I guess no one likes her. I can give you an Edward/Bella/Jacob one.
RYAN: No.
HOT TOPIC CHICK: I'm guessing your an Alice fan.
RYAN: Yeah. (thinking) Ever since her naked webcam pics got leaked. (outloud) Hopefully it stretches.
HOT TOPIC CHICK: Just don't put it in the dryer.

Haven't seen Danielle since I've been back in the country. She probably quit. Danielle was the substitute I'd bust a #3 to whenever Jazz wasn't around at Red Robin to renew in my database. But Georgia's still there. She's the one who myteriously remembered my name and played it off as "magic." Although Georgia wouldn't make it in a "Top 20 to jack off to" list, I guess I can still bust a #3 to her.

My mommy and I ate with auntie Bella at T.G.I.Friday in Porter Ranch. Then I saw Hiro for the 1st time in months when he interviewed me at Starbucks in Northridge for his Sociology project regarding emotions. My alias was Jacob Black, a "total dude," age 18.

RYAN/JACOB: When mildly angry, but lazy, I'll keep to myself. But when extremely angry, I've keyed cars, urinated on property, masturbated in food ...
HIRO: (struggling not to laugh) But how do you express joy?
RYAN/JACOB: I masturbate.

Apparently, Masa did this same interview under the name "Daniel" with his heavy Japanese accent doing a fake English accent. That must've been a clusterfuck. My mommy told Hiro since his mommy's in Japan, he can consider my mommy as his mommy. My mommy bought him food and both of us Americano espressos. After eating steaks at auntie Bella's place, I got to visit my 'lil cousins - Jillian and Janine.

JANINE: Jillian's boyfriend broke up with her. Can you beat him up?
RYAN: I could ... OR the correct answer is she's not supposed to have a boyfriend because she's a kid! 15! But in my mind, she's still our 5-year-old baby.