The milf/attorney instructor

The Krav Maga instructor last Tuesday said that tonight's 8:45PM class is being taught by some chick who's an attorney whom I should talk to about law school. I've been hoping she's a looker. I was not disappointed. She looks a little old, though, so I'll label her the "milf instructor."

MILF INSTRUCTOR: Did you do any other Martial Arts? (and that's 1 more instructor who's noticed my form)

The dude I partnered with was a big dude who hit with a lot of weight behind it. Tonight's drills:

• Punchers layed face down on the ground while their partners holding the pads moved around. When the milf instructor said so, the punchers got up, looked for their partners, and ran up to them to punch nonstop.
• When choked from the front, pull the choke apart, with the same body mechanics as doing a lat pulldown at the gym, simultaneously kicking the groin, and improvise with at least 3 more moves.
• Always make sure to disengage after clobbering your attacker enough.

The dude instructor from last Tuesday was there as well.

RYAN: While we're standing squared, how do we protect our groin?
DUDE INSTRUCTOR: We try our best.

Basically:

• Standing bladed (like in most Martial Arts) disables the weapons on 1 side of the body.
• They're sacrificing groin protection for more efficient offense.
• The peripheral vision will be trained to see the feet so that as soon as the attacker's foot can be seen wiggling, it will be blocked with a knee, or met with a punch or stomp.
• "It's a risk we're willing to take."

Then it was time to talk to the milf instructor about advice for law school:

• LSAT test preparations are the best thing to do.
• Get a job at a law firm, even if it's boring, just for the experience of what it's like in there.
• I'm going to meet people from all over in law school (i.e. people entering straight from college, cops pursuing law, etc).
• When I said I was pursuing Entertainment Law, she said, "That's what I wanted to do," and was about to continue her story when we were interrupted by the dude at the front desk trying to recruit me full time beyond my 1-week pass.

The point is: She's in my database.