Knock, knock. Who's there? It's me wondering why you're not naked.

Michelle and I went to East L.A. It was my 1st time in East L.A. Street credit! Jigga what! Or perhaps the proper phrase would be, "Cholo what!" She got 1 of those ball piercings under her lip (I don't know how to spell out the name of the piercing).

RYAN: I can never seem to be seated at a table Jazz is serving at. But last time I was there, everytime she walked by me, I had to touch myself under the table.
MICHELLE: Well, if she's there, don't do that today. If you do, be really discrete about it.

We went to eat at Red Robin because, according to her, I "like to renew [my] database." It's weird how well my friends know me. Aw, I feel loved. Jazz wasn't there, though. I noticed the hostess' name is Hazel. She's been there for a while. I guess I could bust a #3 to Hazel as a substitute for Jazz. Caesar and his wife, Michele (spelled with 1 "L") joined us.

MICHELLE: Dammit Ryan, I was eyeing that (a fry I took)!
CAESAR: Don't you know ladies go 1st?
MICHELLE: I'm not a lady to Ryan. I'm his friend.
CAESAR: Don't you know Michelles go 1st?
MICHELE (with 1 "L"): I like that.

Then recurring characters of The Quarter-Life Crisis Chronicles (that's this blog you're reading) met for the 1st time as we went to visit Brian at the GNC. Johnny was there. Oh, and I finally saw security guard Ricafort for the 1st time since I've been back from the Philippines.

RYAN: Last night's Smallville had the return of Zatanna, played by a jackoffable Serinda Swan.
[Brian and Johnny wonder if it's ok to talk in front of Michelle]
MICHELLE: Don't worry about me.
RYAN: She's 1 of the boys.

Recap:

• Brian's last Thursday night ended with him passed out on the floor of his living room with no pants. Sergio would later tell him he "went off the deep end" - unable to stop drinking and vomiting everywhere.
• Johnny's girl broke up with him to get back with her ex, but says she still loves him. Nothing a little porn won't fix.
• And Emmanuel went to the Legends gym where Chuck Liddell and Eddie Bravo were teaching. They found out really quick that Emmanuel doesn't like to do cardio nor calisthenics, can't butterfly stretch, has a low threshold for pain, and it will take "2 months" before they can even do anything with him.

Then went to get Carlos a cap, stopped by Hot Topic where I saw an Alice Cullen shirt that I'll buy if it's still there tomorrow, and straight to TJ and Angie's to celebrate TJ's Birthday. Their cats are awesome. Highlight of the night: TJ introduced me to the music of Jon Lajoie.