Just trying to keep the database contained

On my way to bed last night, Bong was flipping the channels when he stumbled onto the Kelly Clarkson music video for Already Gone on channel 35 (or AXN, whatever that is). We still can't communicate fluently and have to improvise sign language most of the time, but I was able to convey that I like her and went to her concert last September. He was actually able to say the English word "beautiful" when describing her.

I had a weird dream last night, the kind of weird because I don't remember what the dream was about, but only that I dreamt it.

Philip went to go running for the 1st time in I-don't-know-when. He invited me, but he went at 6:00AM. That time doesn't exist to me.

The babies crying woke me up at 8:00AM, though. As usual when my sleep is disrupted and I go back to sleep afterward, I consequently ended up sleeping in a little late.

We went to church. As soon as everyone found a seat, Philip pulled me aside to sneak out. We walked past the monastery and found a huge, serene garden, the kind with a pond and all that jazz. It was supposed to be a cemetery for all the priests who died there. Out of boredom, we looked at each grave stone to find out who was the oldest. The winner was someone who was born in 1879. That was 139 years ago.

We ate lunch at some place - I wasn't paying attention. I wanted a curry beef brisket, but it was unavailable. Boo. My mommy decided to show off and pay the bill without telling them. Philip told Malou that's what happens when she's too slow to get the bill.

The Disney Channel's streak continues in replaying High School Musical. Today was part 3. I want to see those naked Vanessa Hudgens photos now. I really didn't care at all when they came out because I never saw her movies. But now, I would like to bust a #3 to her.

PHILIP: Is that Vanessa Hudgens? Didn't she have naked photos leaked on the internet?
RYAN: Yes, AND she's half-Filipina! Yay Philippines!
PHILIP: (in a "That's not what I had in mind when representing the Philippines" sort of way) No.

But the good news is: Philip FINALLY got to see The Dark Knight in its entirety. I happened to stumble onto it when it was starting and then screamed for Philip that he finally had luck.

Some gay dude who dresses and puts girl's makeup on himself to look like a girl came by to do Malou's hair.

UFC 108 was today, which again aired for free here in the Philippines. Yay.

The Wizards of Waverly Place starring some jailbait named Selena Gomez is playing on the Disney Channel right now. She's got potential for cradle-robber tendencies.

When I'm finally back in the States and get the house to myself to regain my jacking off opportunites, I have a lot of catching up to do in the database. I never got to bust a #3 to my friend Sabrina, which I was hoping to accomplish before I left for the Philippines. And now I also have to do Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez. Of course my hormones will always belong to Kelly Clarkson. This situation reminds me of Iam's (1 of my boys at the GNC) when his girlfriend was still pregnant ...

IAM: (talking to his then pregnant girlfriend) Yes, there's this hot blond chick at the gym. I only wanna fuck her. BUT I will still stay with you. I just wanna fuck the blond and get it over with. BUT I'm still with you.