I ate turtle

I was supposed to have my 1st Street Fighting/Knife class on Saturday morning, but my mommy is making us go to this religious event that "only takes place once a year" at that time.

MOMMY: We have to go. It's only once a year.
DAD: Yeah, it's only once a year. We have to go.

What the fuck? I'm usually able to manipulate dad to be on my side against mommy. But I guess he's turned into a wuss ever since he got cancer and is only now starting to turn religious. I guess I'll see what I can do about arranging a private lesson for Sreet Fighting/Knife.

It's also already been planned that we'll be coming back to the Philippines in June. I then put my foot down that we'll finally revisit Boracay in June so I can finally redo my Birthday trip from 2 years ago. Boracay is my favorite island in the Philippines where the beaches are naturally pure white sand and clear water. But when we went for my Birthday 2 years ago, "the old farts" (my mommy's sisters) didn't want to do anything but sleep because they're old farts and we had to "babysit" them.

MOMMY: Don't call them old farts!

But when we finally redo thhat Boracay trip this summer, I'll finally be able to go boat riding, scuba diving, cliff diving ...

MOMMY: Don't go cliff diving!
RYAN: Don't tell me what to do!

End of potential argument. I still got it.

Dad finally walked up the stairs for the 1st time since before his operation. During his 1st check up since the operation ...

DOCTOR: Why don't you walk up the stairs?
DAD: Shut up.

His 2nd check up since the operation ...

DOCTOR: Why don't you walk up the stairs?
DAD: None of your business.

His 3rd check up since the operation ...

DOCTOR: Why don't you walk up the stairs?
DAD: I'm scared!

But he finally did it today and made it to my room upstairs, followed by my mommy and Bong while I was watching Tom and Jerry. My mommy was apalled that I was enjoying Tom and Jerry at my age. And Bong leaned back on a chair so much that he fell over. Dad made fun of him. Then we watched a UFC rerun of Randy Couture beating up that big fat dude for the Heavyweight championship 2 years ago.

Dad also used my shower for the 1st time. I made fun of him for not knowing how to use the controls. But now I definitely cannot bust a #3 in that shower. Too many people using it and it would be unhygenic. Speaking of which, I was watching this channel called ESPN and it was showing this pool competition (not like a swimming pool, but the pool with balls on the table and hitting them with sticks) and this pool player named Jasmin Ouschun (pronounced "ocean") is really jackoffable.

I was watching Disney's Mulan (during which there was a blackout for a minute) when we had to go to the store to look for a new bed for dad. The men's restroom, which was only 1 toilet, was locked as some douchbag in there was taking too long ... so I just used the women's restroom. Booyah! Sticking it to the man! Gangsta, gangsta!

We ate at some restaurant where I ordered turtle for the 1st time. I remember the old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoons from the 80s/90s and how the Shredder would always want to make "turtle soup" out of his enemies. My mommy was so disgusted about it, though. It was pretty slimey, but we all enjoyed eating turtle. Now that my curiosity is satisfied, I won't be eating turtle again out of respect for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I was watching some reruns of 90s Spiderman cartoons when Philip suggested watching the Avatar bootleg DVD we got a while back. There were some technical difficulties, though, despite it working fine when we 1st tested it. I watched Hitman next. Jumper is on right now, but I think I'll pass. It was only cool the 1st dozen times.