1st Hump Day in the U.S. in the new year

I woke up late today at 7:45AM, or late compared to previous days.

Tiwat was the 1st to say that he FINALLY received my postcard ... as soon as he got home from jail! Apparently, he got caught selling medications.

After feeling groggy from a 2-and-a-half hour nap, I decided to give it 1 more try. I did another patrol around the Red Robin and after 5 days of patrolling since I've been back, I finally saw Jazz for the 1st time since I left. I reached down my pants for a quick victory jerk before running to tell Brian at the GNC.

BRIAN: Well, you got your database ready for the weekend.
RYAN: I got my work cut out. I also have your tweaker friend (see yesterday's entry) in my database.
BRIAN: You could have a 3-some with them.
RYAN: And I don't have to worry about you coming around the corner and catching me with my hand down my pants this time.

Brian became the 2nd person to tell me he finally got my postcard. But his grandmother happened to come upon it and became speechless seeing all the masturbation references! His dad got a kick out of it before finally relaying it to him. Iam confirmed to Brian that girls don't shave down there.

BRIAN: Iam told me, "Yeah, they don't care. 1 time, a girl wanted to have sex with me and I told her, 'You have to shave or trim 1st.' She came back the next day with it all trimmed."

Brian's friend Chad (not to be confused with fellow wrestling fan Chad) walked in to pick Brian up and welcomed me back with a smile as Brian had already told him my adventures. I did another database run with Jazz before heading home to catch the rest of American Idol.

I was doing groceries like a grown-up - buying 2 liters of milk, 3 apples, and a 6-pack of tomatoes - when Mark texted me to say he finally received my postcard (that makes him 3rd).