Tuesday, June 7, 2011

You know what's awesome? When the cashier who has a crush on me doesn't charge me for half my order.

I ate at Rubio's. The cashier was Olivia, whom I've noticed in the past checking me out a lot. She redid my bill just to not charge me for my drink. Ah, it's great to be handsome. Lizet was there as well, whom I've busted a #3 to before. It was Lizet who ended up handing me my food. And Fredy was just letting the twi chicks do all the work.

Walking out, I again didn't notice the manager Robert in his disguise. Seriously, the difference a cap makes!

ROBERT: I'm incognito.

I stopped by the place where I practice guitar and Edwin the boss shared with me this popular sheet music entitled Sway. I shall rock it.

As soon as I walked into the mall on the McDonald's side, my stalker from Hot Topic immediately spotted me as she was walking out. Double-you-tee-ef?

RYAN: You are stalking me!
STALKER: [Rolls eyes] Riiight ...

Such a pretender.

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