I had a dream last night that I was on the team of protagonists from The Fast and the Furious franchise and Vin Diesel's character Dominic Toretto bailed on us in exchange for his freedom, complete with forged documents that included a doctorate from some university. He rode off into the sunset on an ATV until he accidentally plunged into a swimming pool. End of dream.
I did half an hour of cardio at the gym. On my way in, I saw Sue, who works the front desk, going home. I haven't seen her in a while that I didn't think she still worked there. When I went home, I fired up the porn, tracked down Sue's Facebook page through a mutual friend's and busted a #3 to Sue.
And then Tiwat IMed me on Facebook:
TIWAT: You are upon your final trial...seize your destiny Kal El
RYAN: Oh crap, you caught me as I was [busting a #3] to this chick I saw at the gym ...
TIWAT: hahaha
TIWAT: all right i'll let you finish..
Mommy and I ate dinner at In-N-Out. I ended the night with a special three-hour edition of WWE RAW.
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