Rub One Out

This was seriously the coolest news I've seen in a while: A Utah gangster updating his Facebook status while he held someone hostage for sixteen hours. And he apparently added a dozen new friends while doing that. But most importantly, he's got some jackoffable chicks on his friends list.

I might actually have to get new substitutes in the database. The mall is in the middle of a drought during the weekdays. Only Leah and the manager at Hot Topic were working.

We finally resolved the technical issues. I stopped by Paul and Martha's house while their band was rehearsing and we were finally able to upload the video from last Saturday of their performance into their new computer. Their cat actually went up on two feet, motioning for me to carry him like a baby would. Aw. Too bad the claws were sharp.