Debuting my new red Hawaiian shirt

I renewed my gym membership for the year. The front desk chick Allie looks better ever since she fixed her hair. She's in the database.

Mommy and I bought a shirt as a present for soon-to-be cousin-in-law Charlie. We ate sushi at a nearby restaurant. The apple juice I ordered didn't come with complimentary refills after all, but I made them refill it for free anyway.

I wore my new Hawaiian shirt for Charlie's Hawaiian Luau-themed Birthday party. But first, a quick database run at the mall. Unfortunately, no one in the database was working. But Hot Topic had some Justice League themed shirts and when I saw that my stalker was nowhere to be found, I walked inside. But then my stalker came out of nowhere. Urgh. I swear she's doing this on purpose. She taunted me and I stuck my tongue out at her.

At Charlie's Birthday party, I ate everything. Charlie was drunk passing out the patron. I think he'll be a good addition to the family. One of his friends named Carlos (not to be confused with THE Carlos from Nebraska nor Diana's boyfriend Carlos) met me years ago when his ex-girlfriend went to the same high school as me. Then cousin Kathy mixed me some vodka with juice, but it was practically a whole cup of vodka with a few drops of juice. There was this tall white, brunette with too much eyeliner whom I noticed kept going to the bathroom too much, presumably drunk. She's in the database.

I went home, fired up the porn and busted a #3 to Allie, the front desk chick at the gym.