While driving, I let a buggy go in front of me out of road courtesy. The chick inside acknowledged it. She was a cute redhead with sunglasses on. I then reach down and initiated some drive-by jerking while I drove behind her until we finally went our separate ways when she merged on the 2 South freeway and I remained on the 2 North.
I went to Costco for gallons of water, wheat bread, almond butter, and bananas. Afterward, it was off to Matt's house down the street to pick up a letter of recommendation he wrote me and to say goodbye.
Then after a miscommunication with mommy regarding where to meet, I returned to Costco with her so she could buy me a Norelco electric shaver. The chick at the exit was trying hard to make some little girl smile buy drawing a "happy face" on her parent's receipt. But when she got to us and drew the standard check mark on my receipt ...
RYAN: (Serious) I want a "happy face."
CHICK: You want a "happy face?!" Oh my God ... [Draws a "happy face," complete with hair on top, on my receipt.]
Mommy and I ate dinner at Octopus. The absentminded waiter actually forgot to put in mommy's order, so he surprised us with free mint ice cream topped with chocolate syrup that spelled, "I'm sorry." Cute.
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