Friday, June 17, 2011

I had a dream perhaps telling me to go back to Whimsic Alley

I had a dream that I was back at Whimsic Alley, a store devoted to Harry Potter complete with certain replicas, where in real life I have not visited in maybe over two years. In my dream, the chick who worked there, who's thick while not obese by my standards, was taking pictures of us while we were on the floor. She was topless and I was feeling her up. End of dream.

Perhaps it's a sign that I should revisit Whimsic Alley.

I rocked at guitar practice. Afterward, I carried my guitar with me to the mall. The security guard from Barnes & Noble remarked about it.

SECURITY GUARD: I have a guitar at home, but it's just collecting dust.

My stalker was working at Hot Topic. Normally, that would make me avoid Hot Topic, but by the power of my guitar, I paraded inside.

STALKER: You again! [Gives my guitar a "WTF?" expression.]

I listened to music. The manager is starting to look better now that she's fixed her hair and is consistent with the low maintenance look. I've busted a #3 to her in the past just to try something different or be nice, but I might have to make her a regular in the database. Leah appeared to be just visiting. She's renewed in the database. Johnny's friends refer to Leah as the "stuck up" chick, though she's been hospitable to me. So I texted Johnny:

RYAN: Yo! I'm at Hot Topic listening to music and looking at the stuck up chick ... And putting up with my stalker. Anyway, just wondering if you wanna train tomorrow.
JOHNNY: Oh yeah i forgot i actually cant tomorrow cuz im going to be with my dad and is the stuck up chick being mean? Or youre just watching? Lol
RYAN: I was just watching. But then my stalker was staring at me, so I stared back and got out of there as soon as she backed down. Ha.
JOHNNY: Haha why dont you just fuck her i would ha
RYAN: Ok, I'll invite her to do it in a dark room and then you can secretly take my place when the lights are off.
JOHNNY: Hahahaha shed freak out haha


Faith at Brookstone was working and so renewed in my database as well.

I ended the night with WWE Smackdown, fired up the porn, and busted a #3 to Jessica from high school because it was her Birthday a couple of days ago. Ironically, it was her twin sister Jennifer that had a crush on me in high school. But even though they're identical, I could tell them apart and preferred Jessica. Am I really that picky?

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