My mommy called from the US to bitch about my binge eating since I've been here in the Philippines out of her parental supervision (dad's such a snitch). With that said, cousin-in-law Malou gave me what was supposed to be a sweet treat covered in dry squid. My dad and I ate more of the free chocolates that came as a gift with the cologne that my mommy bought him. Then I ate some chicharon (pork grinds). Oh, and my cinnabon too.
It was a pain in the ass finally finding a video of the fall finale of Glee online because hulu.com doesn't show anything to anyone outside of the US (fuck hulu). The final scene featured the cast doing a cover of my future baby's mama Kelly Clarkson's My Life Would Suck Without You.
I got to flex my muscles by carrying a heavy bag of rice while doing groceries. Cousin Philip showed me this shop that tried to swindle him, so he fined them 10,000 pesos (that's right, don't fuck with my district attorney cousin)! He also bought me 3 bootleg DVDs of Seal Team VI, Streets of Blood, and 9. We had to go to a donut shop just to get croissants for my Laughing Cow cheese. Figured we might as well buy some donuts. Going to eat my donuts now. But the highlight of my day was finding this video of Taylor Swift and some rap singer named T Pain:
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