Sunday, December 13, 2009

Gay people be checking me out

I've been waking up to roosters crowing.

People from the sewage company came to drain the septic tank, which turned out to be below the kitchen, underneath the dining table. I had to eat my own breakfast in my room - croissant with Laughing Cow cheese, donut, chicharon (pork rinds), milk, and water.

While everyone I know had to pay to watch UFC 107, it aired here in the Philippines on 25-minute tape delay on free TV. (UFC PPVs usually start at 7:00PM California time, Manila is 16 hours ahead of Los Angeles, UFC 107 started at 11:25AM Manila time.) I stayed behind to watch UFC 107 while the rest of the family went out to eat for lunch.

My favorite parts: 5 rounds of B.J. Penn vs. Diego Sanchez, 2 of my favorite fighters, for the Lightweight Championship, which Penn retained via doctor stoppage. And then Frank Mir choked this french guy named cheik congo unconscious in only 1 minute and 21 seconds of the 1st round! I don't usually like Mir because he talks too much shit, but he was the lesser of 2 evils. I'm ALWAYS happy to see harm come to a frenchie.

I ate the food they brought home for me. It was squid, rice, and sweet & sour fish filet. I washed it down with some orange juice.

Some fag (it's ok, I have gay friends, so I'm not racist ... or whatever the appropriate word for this situation is), who was checking me out, asked cousin Philip if I would be 1 of the judges in their gay pageant. Apparently, Philip had helped them out in the past. I declined.

Cousin-in-law Malou tried giving me some sour mango slices. I couldn't eat it. Too sour. For dinner, I had pork chops, cream of artichoke soup, omelette, my leftover Shakey's pizza from last night, leftover cinnabon, and water.

Watching the free replay of UFC 107 now.

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