Wednesday, June 10, 2009

I've had 10 near-death experiences in this car today

Brian emailed me all the pics that he took. These are the ones with me in it, or just my personal favorite for some other reason, along with my commentary:

The wait outside of club Tryst was about 2-3 hours.  We paid some employee to immediately walk us to the front.  Everybody was giving us dirty looks as we bypassed their wait by walking through them, looking fly, and entered Tryst.  That's me in the foreground of the pic.

Left to right: Moss (the other Ryan), Alex, Brian, James, and Ryan (me).  This is our only pic of the full crew besides the crab dinner pic later because Moss kept became missing every night.

I don't remember taking this pic.  But there's a good shot of the Newcastle beer.

I don't remember this either.  But there's the Newcastle again.

I'm not in this pic, but that's a girl that Brian liked and I just thought that she could pass as jack-off-able.

Moss came back to the hotel the next morning and greeted us, "What's up, bitches!'

James:  You need some sleep.
Moss:  Sleep can kiss my ass.  I'll sleep when I die.  You guys don't know how to party!"

Less than a minute later ...

... Moss knocked out and wouldn't wake up until late afternoon.

We spent everyday hanging out at the pool at MGM.  An MGM key card is required, but we inverted our Venetian card to fool those in charge of admittance.

That's Alex talking to an older woman.  She turned out to be in her 30s.  Gosh, 30-something-year-olds don't look so old these days.  I'm not in this pic, but that is one jack-off-able 30-something-year-old.

These are a couple of the chicks from the bachelorette party that we met at the pool and were down to come out with us to TAO.  No, I don't remember taking this pic.  No, I don't remember any of their names except for Jeanette (see previous blog).

This is the next day at the pool.  This time, we met a Birthday party celebrating a chick's 21st Birthday.  Those chicks were wasted.

That's Brian carrying some chick that he likes.

Group pic.  The lifeguards were haters as they were jealous of us guys because we were getting all the attention.  They were looking for reasons to kick everyone out.  The Birthday girl was so trashed that she almost got us kicked out by complaining to the lifeguards about their hater attitude.  And she accidentally knocked her homegirls' drinks into the pool because she couldn't walk straight.

That's us, Werewolf status (it's a Twilight reference)!

Brian became the butt of jokes as he was always hitting up the "dinosaurs" according to Alex.  One dinosaur took the pic and her dinosaur friend managed to sneak herself into the pic as you can see between Alex and Brian.

And those $50 crabs were worth it.

The next day, Moss was missing.  We debated jacking his car, but he showed up after we checked out.  Apparently he woke up at a strip club and had cocaine on the side of his ear.  

I drove the second half of the way.  Everyone was nervous about my driving.  I explained to them that my driving teacher conducted our lessons in Chinese and I don't speak Chinese.

Brian:  I've had 10 near-death experiences in this car today.

Listening to nothing but Eminem on the way home was euphoric.

1 comment:

  1. Most people are probably curious about what lies ahead after death, beyond the border of death. This may be a reason why they seek knowledge from spiritism sessions or books that discuss this issue. Many have also had personal close-to-death experiences – i.e., experiences when their heart has stopped in the hospital or in connection with an accident and when they may have seen themselves as if from the outside; they may have seen the operations done to them or the entire operating room. Some may have also seen in connection with their experiences a being of light that seems to be full of ‘love and compassion’.

    The major topic as comes to this conversation is indeed generally connected with the question of whether all near death experiences are positive and will everybody end up fine beyond the border in spite of the way they have lived on the Earth. Many researchers want to believe this but is it true?


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