I was at the gas station and this chick pulled up to the pump on the other side of mine, to the left. I was stunned she was wearing all black because of the heat. Sleeveless black shirt, black Dickies pants, black shoes, and dark shades. White girl with blond hair up in a bun-pony tail type thing. Short strands of hair at the bottom oh her hairline as if she accidentally, gradually shed them by running her fingers through her hair. She took a windshield wiper and I remembered to do the same. Unlike me, she meticulously kept her wipers up while she wiped her windshield. I kept staring at her and pulled a Borat for a bit by digging my hand deep into my pocket. Then, as Cameron said to John in the second season finale of Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles, it was "time to go." I even waited until my gas meter rose to the top before turning on the radio to my Kelly Clarkson CD, turning on the windshield wipers, and pulling away slowly - prolonging the moment - with the chick in my rear view mirror.
Anyway, cousin Andree came back from the Philippines. Mommy treated us with the 'lil cousins, Janine and Jillian, to A-Float Sushi in Pasadena. We were there to meet Andree's cousin (from her dad's side) Louie and his wife and 'lil son. I haven't seen Louie since I was 13. He's gotten fat. His wife's Chinese and speaks with an accent. Louie's family doesn't like her because they think she's a gold digger. Andree doesn't like her because she speaks to her son in Chinese, but he doesn't understand any Tagalog, as if she's trying to take over.
Just watching Grease on VH1 right now. This is probably my favorite musical ever.
Brian's The Foot Fist Way DVD is funny. I gotta show this to people.
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