The Deadly Boys versus Men Without Fear

I went to Top Rocking class. It's the fourth week now, and the first class with the substitute, whom I then mistook as the regular teacher, was still the best class. Today was mostly choreography. And to make it worse, there were no jackoffable chicks today. On the way home, I watered Alex's lawn.

Random: In the men's restroom at the mall, some guy complimented me on my Taylor Swift shirt. I briefly stopped by Charles Billiards to catch the main event of UFC 134. There was one blond chick who looked like a prettier version of my grade school classmate Stefanie (not to be confused with THE Stefanie). There was also another chick who resembled my high school classmate Jennifer, but with smaller eyes. They're both in my database.

I finally stopped by Brandon's new place in Pasadena as it was his new roommate's Birthday party. Brandon was actually ordered by the drunken Birthday boy to change out of his jersey and into a shirt that the latter made. It was a sleeveless white shirt ripped open. But Brandon would later poke holes in it and thread a shoe lace through it to give it a Renaissance feel. Anyway, there was a chick named Lotem whose accent was a combination of English and Israeli. I'd bust a #3 to only her voice, but the rest of her is just beer-goggles tolerable.

Anyway, highlight: There was a keg of Blue Moon. Brandon revealed to me that his and Dan's (the guy who would've had to have his hand literally amputated had he procrastinated a couple more days to go to the doctor) tag team name in pro-wrestling would be "Men Without Fear." But Matt and I, as an inside joke to people thinking we're brothers, would be called the "Deadly Boys" (pun on Dudley Boys).

BRANDON: [High-fives] Can the Deadly Boys feud with Men Without Fear?

Last stop of the night: Pat's Cocktails for rockstar David's Birthday party (not to be confused with Dave or Bartending classmate David). He had called me last Thursday ...

DAVID: Is this fat Filipino?
RYAN: Yes, this is 14.5% body fat Filipino.
DAVID: What have you been up to?
RYAN: Trying to get down to 10% body fat.

David's friend George approached me with a position to direct a few episodes of his show that he's trying to launch in January. By the time I got home, I was actually too tired to bust a #3 to any chick.