Midnight! Happy Birthday BFF :-)
Kat's the one whose family in Texas lives down the street from Kelly Clarkson's family. She texted back:
Thanx bff !!!! I'm over at Chris and Heathers surprise surprise
Big surprise! I'm so glad they made up.
Mommy and I had lunch at Acapulco, but their buffet sucked. We also didn't give a tip, instead writing on the check, "Please don't keep us waiting too long." Good news: There was this chick who looks to be about cougar age, light blond - but might not be bottle blond - brown eyes. She might've had an armenian accent, but her nose was normal, unless it's a nose job. She kept trying to tuck her hair behind her ears. She's in my database.
I went to guitar practice and then afterward carried my guitar around like a chick magnet at the mall. But it was still too early as there was no one in the database. Some chick called out to me, "I like Taylor Swift!" But that was because of my shirt, not my guitar.
At Hot Topic, the manager was there. I've only tried her out in the database before to be nice or because I liked the dress she was wearing. She had a short ponytail today. I never checked her out because I wasn't a fan of her bangs that were so uniformly cut that, if you focused only on the front of the head, it looked like a hat. But I think she was trying to get rid of that as she was trying to comb it to the side. Big difference. It's like I can see her face now. She's short, but not fat. (Maybe a little baby fat.) All right, she's in the database.
I watched WWE Smackdown in its entirety for the first time now that Smallville is no longer running during its first hour. [Weep.] And then Camelot.
Then I fired up the porn and busted a #3 to that cougar from Acapulco earlier. I didn't think she would be that good, but then I fell short of my target number of strokes and skyrocketed it! I was still sore after recharging to bust a #3 to the manager at Hot Topic.
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