I'm Coming Home

I took a dose of Jack3d and went to the gym to work on my pull muscles. It was the first time I saw Danny actually working out in the gym rather than sitting at the front desk.

I was walking by Hot Topic when I had to check my messages on my phone. When I looked back up ... my stalker had ambushed me, pointing at me.

AMINAH (a.k.a. MY STALKER): Can I ask you a question?
INNER RYAN: Anything to get me to stay because you probably want my cock, right?
RYAN: It depends.
MY STALKER: Why'd you buy that shirt? (Referring to my Taylor Swift shirt)
RYAN: I'm a fan.
MY STALKER: Really?
RYAN: What do you care?
MY STALKER: Of Taylor Swift?
RYAN: Yeah.
MY STALKER: Nevermind then.
RYAN: [Walking away] Wait a minute, I actually have to check out music here.

MY STALKER: Well since it's your Birthday, do you like Lady Gaga?
RYAN: She's aight.
MY STALKER: What about Avril Lavigne?
RYAN: I actually do.

And she gave me a free Avril Lavigne poster for my Birthday.

My mommy and I brought home food from Rubio's. The cashier Olivia was there. She dyed her hair black. She still checks me out, but her acne is still flaring.

OLIVIA: I like your [Taylor Swift] shirt.

And she gave us free drinks. I ended the night with a special WWE RAW celebrating Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's Birthday.