Tonight's Spartacus: Gods of the Arena episode had double penetration! (Softcore, mind you.)

I left the house for the first time since being sick to go to guitar practice.

VAHIK: Don't come to class [if you're sick]! Stay home! I will give you a make up class! I had student who told me he had pneumonia last week! I said, "Don't come to class!" Do you know what will happen if I catch pneumonia? I will die!

I rocked the same Carlos Santana song before getting Favorite Things from the The Sound of Music soundtrack. I spent the rest of the day home, ending the night with a new Smallville, an episode which was a take of the Matrix movies; the last hour of WWE Smackdown; and a new Spartacus: Gods of the Arena.