Monday, February 28, 2011

Prolonging the victory yoink

I was walking by Hot Topic when I saw annoying chick/my stalker working behind the cash register, so I kept walking. But she called out to me by my name. Damn it. My stalker remembers my name. Too bad I couldn't maintain my name was "Jacob" when she suspected it was too Twilight-y.

It had been determined last time that her name is "Aminah," (see entry 2/19/11) but "annoying chick/stalker" has become traditional. The truth is that I had already discovered her name beforehand while randomly Facebooking.

And then it happened: I walked around Red Robin not expecting anything ... and Jazz was working on a Monday. I looked around, saw no one was looking, reached down my pants for the victory yoink, saw that no one was still looking and prolonged the victory yoink because Monday just became cooler.

OK, so last Friday, I "poked" that chick Ruby (former Hot Topic employee; first name's "Lisa," but had to differentiate her from other "Lisa's," and her surname's "Ruby") on Facebook because the "message" button's not available on her page. Today, she finally "poked" back! But I have no idea if she recognizes me.

I ended the night with WWE RAW.

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