Prolonging the victory yoink

I was walking by Hot Topic when I saw annoying chick/my stalker working behind the cash register, so I kept walking. But she called out to me by my name. Damn it. My stalker remembers my name. Too bad I couldn't maintain my name was "Jacob" when she suspected it was too Twilight-y.

It had been determined last time that her name is "Aminah," (see entry 2/19/11) but "annoying chick/stalker" has become traditional. The truth is that I had already discovered her name beforehand while randomly Facebooking.

And then it happened: I walked around Red Robin not expecting anything ... and Jazz was working on a Monday. I looked around, saw no one was looking, reached down my pants for the victory yoink, saw that no one was still looking and prolonged the victory yoink because Monday just became cooler.

OK, so last Friday, I "poked" that chick Ruby (former Hot Topic employee; first name's "Lisa," but had to differentiate her from other "Lisa's," and her surname's "Ruby") on Facebook because the "message" button's not available on her page. Today, she finally "poked" back! But I have no idea if she recognizes me.

I ended the night with WWE RAW.

The Academy Awards Sunday > Super Bowl Sunday

My mommy and I ate at Zono Sushi before watching the Academy Awards at home. But then mommy took my car to get the tires changed at Costco because it was the last day of some sale for tires. So I went joy riding with her car to the mall. No one in the database was working except for Leah at Hot Topic. Oh, and Faith at Brookstone, this time with black glasses.

But then this chubby-but-aight MILF whom I once had a moment with (see entry 1/7/11) randomly walked by me and gave me this look that she recognized me as she was eyeing my Taylor Swift shirt, which I had been wearing last time. She's in my database.

I did my 7th creatine cycle late at night. Compound exercises. It was my first time busting out the back-support belt.

I hate it when it's too cold to bust a #3

I picked up a practice DVD from Ballet class before doing some ab exercises at the gym. Other than that, actually stayed home. I hate it when the weather makes it too cold to bust a #3.

I can't believe there was no softcore porn in the season finale of Spartacus: Gods of the Arena

6th day of creatine cycle today. Calisthenics. I rocked at guitar practice. No one in the database was working at the mall except for Faith at Brookstone debuting these pink glasses.

Today was good quality TV with new episodes of Degrassi, Smallville, WWE Smackdown, and the season finale of Spartacus: Gods of the Arena.

Movie Hopping "Fail," as today's kids like to say

Today was to be my return to movie hopping. However, in each potential schedule analyzed, there were no more than two movies with showtimes and endtimes back to back. Long layovers between movies are crap. And two movies only is not cutting it. Boo.

This blood red pen is pretty cool

I did my 5th day of my creatine cycle. Isolation exercises today. I got to catch up on last night's alcohol-awareness-themed episode of Glee on Hulu.com.

I went to my last Ballet class of this intro course offered by GCC's extension program. Half the class didn't show up. That Shanae chick looked jackoffable in that geek chick sort of way. This chick who answers to the name Stacie, who usually stands at the front of the line, looked jackoffable as well.

Afterwards, I helped mommy fold clothes at the laundromat up the street and ate dinner at Rubio's.

Wishful thinking

The only one in the database working at the mall today was Jessica in that one girly store, which by the way is called Body Basic (I think). As I passed by, she was either locking eyes with me or just spaced out looking in my direction. I passed by again later and I could almost swear her eyes were following me ... But it could just be wishful thinking.

Cousin Andree is in town, but in the hospital for pneumonia. My mommy and I picked up some Thai BBQ for her on the way. Although she claims she's not contagious and looks to be doing well, the hospital put her in isolation, which she (a doctor herself) can't understand. But I have a feeling her usual abnormally-hysterical mom (a.k.a. "my mommy's sister," because I sometimes can't respect her enough to call her "auntie") had something to do with it.

Ass of Steel

I did my 4th day of my creatine cycle at the gym on this fine President's Day. Compound exercises today.

My mommy bought me the ube cake from Goldilocks that Stefanie requested. I arrived at Stefanie's Birthday party five hours late. She has a new puppy. Mental note: The chocolate on the chocolate-covered strawberries were crunchy.

I would've loved to join them at Chuck E. Cheese afterward, but I had to go to Uncle Lando's Birthday party in Northridge. Cousin Kristian brought his new girlfriend, Katrina. Cousin Kathy and Charlie are now engaged. My mommy and I got into another fight about me being able to legally drink alcoholic beverages. Auntie Elsa stood up for me by sharing how she let me drink in Las Vegas, to which my mommy tried to spank me ... and hurt her hand! (As if my ass was made of steel.)

It looked tacky. Nevertheless ...

I went to church. Faith was at Brookstone. Georgia was at Hot Topic. But no need for substitutes in the database because Jazz was working at Red Robin. Same hair style, no earrings, but with a weird - I think flower shaped - glittery thing on the right side of her head. It looked tacky. Nevertheless, I discreetly reached down my pants for the victory yoink. Mommy and I ate dinner at Cheesecake Factory. I had the Chicken Madeira for a change.

Had to power through the cold weather just to be able to bust a #3

I did my 3rd day on my creatine cycle. Today I went back to my calisthenics-until-failure routine.

I tried on Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers shirts at Hot Topic. Too bad annoying chick/my stalker was there and just had to come up to me with the same routine, but this time additionally clowning on my Taylor Swift shirt. Then Georgia came out of nowhere - I got a boner - and gave my Taylor Swift shirt a funny look. Then annoying chick/stalker was frustrated with me as I was using the fitting room when she wanted to (even though she's supposed to be working). I finally asked my stalker her name and she said it's "Aminah" while I introduced myself as "Jacob," to which she replied with something Twilight-y.

Mental note: Georgia yelled, "Oh come on!" at the desk when they cut off Marilyn Manson's The Beautiful People as they were closing. Now I know what to play on my guitar to potentially make her take off her pants.

Jazz wasn't working. Boo. But Faith was at Brookstone with her business suit look. I went home, fired up the porn, and busted a #3 to my new favorite MILF pornstar Sami Scott (only rivaled by fellow MILF pornstar Bailey O'Dare) and Georgia as well.

I started busting a #3 to the Australian ... but for some reason finished with the Viet

I met with Eugene and Stef to discuss the film. We ate at some type of Asian restaurant in Montrose. Our waitress had pigtails and an Australian accent. She is so in my database. Then I rocked at guitar practice. I ended the night with Smallville, the last hour of WWE Smackdown, and Spartacus: Gods of the Arena. I busted a #3 to our Australian waitress earlier, but for reasons I can't explain - I guess just in the heat of the moment - I finished to Tien whom I saw last night. She's aight too, I guess.

Might Morphin' Power Rangers shirts on this past episode of Glee = bandwagon

I went to Eugene and Stef's fundrasier at California Pizza Kitchen (CPK) in Burbank. Oh, and the Hot Topic at the mall across the street was out of Power Rangers shirts in Medium size. Boo. But it was my first time seeing Carlomar and Vernon in a while at CPK. Their friend Tien, whom I first met when she sang at Pigs & Whistles in Hollywood (see entry 6/9/10), is a server there.

Ballet Tone and Torture

My 2nd day of creatine at the gym. I did isolation exercises today. Then did some groceries like a grownup at Costco. Mommy did extra groceries at Whole Foods.

Ballet was cool. I noticed another jackoffable chick who answers to the name Nora. She's in the database. I got extra attention today when the teacher, whose name I just learned is Laura, explained to me the guy's end-of-class salute ...

LAURA: Ryan, put your right hand over your heart and bow at the waist. The rest of us ladies just curtsy.

You run around here looking like a big fat bowl of Fruity Pebbles

I busted a #3 to Faith at Brookstone whom I saw last night. But I added Leah from Hot Topic as well in the heat of the moment. They were the only substitutes in the database working at the mall. I have to wait until the weekend to see Jazz at Red Robin. Faith was wearing a business suit for a change, but she could've done without the red lipstick.

I can catch up on stuff that slipped my mind earlier. Dave and I saw Arthur while still at the mall last Saturday. Arthur and Mayra are having a baby boy due in June.

ARTHUR: I wanted to name him Dexter, but I don't want him growing up to be a psycho.

Then Arthur and Mayra officially got engaged last Sunday.

I skipped Breakin' class tonight to give my body some recovery time. Tonight's Glee was a Justin Bieber-themed episode.

If you call today Single's Awareness Day, I will make fun of you for being emo

Happy Valentine's Day. I started the day by returning to the gym and starting a new creatine cycle, finally trying the Jack3d that I bought two Mondays ago, with an actual workout regiment of compound exercises.

I busted a #3 to that former Hot Topic employee named Ruby, whom I've only busted a #3 to once before (see entry 1/28/11). (Ruby's actually her surname. Her first name's Lisa, but I need to differentiate her from the other Lisa's.)

I went to Hot Topic to buy a Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers shirt as a Valentine's Day present for myself as I am my own Valentine. But they didn't have my size. Boo. There's this employee who answers to the name Victoria. I refer to her as the henchwoman of annoying chick/my stalker since she gave me a knowing smile, hinting that she'll tell my stalker that I stopped by.

My mommy and I tried a new sushi place called Octopus just across the street from Zono Sushi. For some reason, sushi was half price when we ate there. Score! Or as kids these days like to say, "Win!"

This Skylar Grey chick is the same chick who sang Where'd You Go, Coming Home, and I Need a Doctor

Went to church and had dinner with mommy at Elephant Bar. I had been craving a Philly Cheesesteak for a while. I saw Nataly at the mall. She shared that she was supposed to get a Valentine's Day present tomorrow, but broke the guy's heart yesterday. I reprimanded her for not waiting until AFTER she got her presents. Her friend Jackie tagged along and I shopped around for my V-Day card and present a bit before going home to watch the Grammy's.

The Battle of CSUN (or at least the LSAT at CSUN)

I was about to go home and tell the LSAC that CSUN fucked up. The LSAT was held at my old stomping grounds, CSUN, this time. But there were no signs to the test center and the map wasn't accurate. While lost, I met an Asian dude named David (not to be confused with all other Davids) and a Black chick named Sunny. We three were practically on a quest to look for the test site.

SUNNY: I feel like I'm on a game show, like a scavenger hunt!

By dumb luck, a random old man was able to direct us. We were let in despite being late. I was impressed with my stamina to get through the four-hour test and finish strong. Afterward, I skate boarded around campus like I used to in the manner that made me a legend. There are a lot of changes and new buildings.

I finally treated myself to eating the vanilla bean cupcake that I got from Stef and Eugene's meeting (see entry 1/26/11). Then I went to the mall to STRUT. And I finally saw Jazz at Red Robin for the first time in a while. That deserved a reach down the pants for a victory yoink!

My stalker/annoying chick was working at Hot Topic again. I drank a bunch of free samples at Teavana. Some old Mexican women were trying to pick up on me. I was about to go home when I had a sudden urge to do another lap ... And I saw David (my Bartending classmate). We had the werewolf-telepathy going on. I watched him pick up on some employee chicks at Marc Ecko who thought he looked like a young John Travolta.

I ended the night with a replay of last night's Spartacus: Gods of the Arena, firing up the porn, and busting a #3 to Jessica.

Eve before the Battle (Round 2)

I finally returned to the gym to do some cardio before rocking at guitar practice.

Degrassi is back with new episodes. Yay.

I think I managed to sneak past my stalker at Hot Topic to check out this Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers shirt. But Leah was working there. She's renewed in my database.

Going to bed early. I'll have to miss Smallville, WWE Smackdown, and Spartacus: Gods of the Arena because I shall wake up early tomorrow morning to kill the LSAT once again!

Random Red Robin dinner on a Thursday

Faith was working at Brookstone, debuting a geek chick look with pink glasses. Jessica was working at that one girly store. They're both renewed in the database.

The stalker was working at Hot Topic. But so was Georgia, so she's back in my database. Georgia looked bored and on the phone despite being behind the cash register.

My mommy and I ate at Red Robin. Jazz wasn't working, though. Boo. Our waitress was named Jordan, whom I busted a #3 to once a long time ago.

An elder Ballet classmate wondered if I studied Ballet before since I was able to put my legs up on the bar really well

I did some training for round 2 with the LSAT coming this Saturday.

I returned to Ballet today. I guess the chick that stands next to me on the bar is jackoffable. Really, she would be juts "meh." But when compared to everyone in the class, she suddenly becomes cute. Her name's Shannae. Short, dark hair in a ponytail and glasses.

No one in the database was working at the mall except for Jessica at that one girly store. Her hair looks longer when down. My stalker/annoying chick was working at Hot Topic, so I just kept walking. Haha. Highlight: I saw Paul London again. He was disappointed when there was no chocolate at the Willy Wonka booth. I told him about my boom mic. It's ON!

Silly Love Songs

I returned to Breakin' class tonight. B-Girl Shorty wasn't there, but her brother Zack was teaching class. There were more kids today. I was the only one having problems with handstands. Boo. The chick next to me was jackoffable. She had reddish curly hair and was mentioned to be a gymnast. Today's moves:

• Russians.
• One-handed Russians.
• Kip-ups. (Apparently, I need to keep my legs straight. Um ... That's hard.)
• Twisting kip-ups.
• L-kicks.
• Coin drops.

Zack had an injured wrist in a cast, but was still able to do flips.

My mommy and I ate dinner at Rubio's. The jackoffable light-skinned Latina chick whose name I can't pronounce was there. She's back in the database. That cashier Olivia, whom I've noticed checking me out, was there as well. She put bangs in her hair, which I guess look better, but she still doesn't make the database. Ended the night with Glee

Like a butterfly emerging from the cocoon, Kung Fu Hustle style

Finally went out to the mall after staying in bed for most of last week. Unfortunately, no one in the database was working for my grand return. Ended the night with WWE RAW.

Super Bowl = Crap between the Commercials

At church, Tito Cesar (whose son is my mommy's godson) was about to knock out a woman Boxing style! Why? The woman persisted to pick a fight with him. Why? She accused him of cutting in line for Communion because she felt that sitting in the front row entitled her to be first in line. Ha. My mommy had to restrain him.

My Facebook status later read:

My mommy is watching the Super Bowl and yelling stuff I don't understand while I'm just watching for the commercials. There's nothing weird about this family pic, right?

Slash, of Guns n' Roses fame, saved The Black Eyed Peas' half-time show when he played the riff of the hit Sweet Child O' Mine. The football game was then followed by a new episode of Glee.

24/7 Vitamins, Amoxicillin, Robitussin, Lifepak Nano Vitamins, Vitamin C

I can't believed I stayed in bed this whole Saturday.

Tonight's Spartacus: Gods of the Arena episode had double penetration! (Softcore, mind you.)

I left the house for the first time since being sick to go to guitar practice.

VAHIK: Don't come to class [if you're sick]! Stay home! I will give you a make up class! I had student who told me he had pneumonia last week! I said, "Don't come to class!" Do you know what will happen if I catch pneumonia? I will die!

I rocked the same Carlos Santana song before getting Favorite Things from the The Sound of Music soundtrack. I spent the rest of the day home, ending the night with a new Smallville, an episode which was a take of the Matrix movies; the last hour of WWE Smackdown; and a new Spartacus: Gods of the Arena.

This cough syrup is starting to get addictive

Still sick, but feeling better. Not necessarily sleeping all day, but still sleeping a lot.

Groundhog Day

Still sick, still sleeping all day. Same routine as yesterday. That's ironic because it's Groundhog Day. Can't believe I had to miss Ballet.

What a way to begin February

I've been sleeping all day from being sick. My temperature is normal, so it wasn't a fever as suspected. But I have a sore throat and nonstop hiccups. Back to bed.