Pussy on the Pedestal

Today was Brazilian Jesse's (from Capoeira) Birthday.

I was at the mall when I saw freerunner Tony. He was listening to his iPod as he spun and hopped back in a dance like motion.

RYAN: Practicing wall flips?
TONY: Naw, I'm high right now.
RYAN: Oh, are you able to do wall flips while high?
TONY: No, I'm too dizzy. I can only do wall spins.

Leah, the "substitute" for Georgia - who in turn is the substitute in my database for Jazz whenever Jazz isn't working at Red Robin - was working at Hot Topic. She got some red streaks (which at closer view might be more pink) under her blond streaks in her brunette hair. Mmm ... So I busted out the spycam.

Also, that chick Faith, whom I've said has a very vague resemblance to Ashley Green (Twilight's Alice Cullen) - thus, a "poorman's Alice Cullen" - was working at Brookstone. I busted out the spycam. I was feeling the Tempurpedic pillows.

FAITH: Did you have a question about the pillows?
RYAN: No, they just feel really nice.
FAITH: (Laughs) I know, right? It does. It totally does.

Now I have her laugh and smile in my database.

I went home, mixed some of the hard liquor I jacked from Uncle Lando's house last Christmas with leftover eggnog, and watched 17 Again and then Twelve Monkeys. And then, it was finally time ...

I have not busted a #3 yet in this new year, not since last December 28 (see entry 12/28/10), because it's a big deal to me who I bust a #3 to first in the new year. The characters from 40 Year Old Virgin would call it, "Putting the pussy on the pedestal." I would've loved to bust a #3 to Darrion from Breakin' class last Tuesday (see entry 1/11/11), but she's going back to South Africa tomorrow and I didn't want my first time (this year) to be with someone who was leaving me. (Yes, that sounds like a line from an over-dramatic drama.) But tonight I finally decided on Faith, the "poorman's Alice Cullen" from Brookstone. So I fired up the porn, busted a #3 to Faith, and exploded as expected due to the hiatus as the Hallelujah track blared in my head!