"Bring Your Friend to Database Run" Day

Matt and I finally got around to recording dialogue with my powerful boom mic for Eugene and Stef's meeting this Wednesday. Then it was time to show Matt my stomping grounds as he needed to buy Absinthe and Everclear at Bevmo for his roommate ...

... But no one in the database was working! Cockblock! BUT walking outside, deja vu as I heard that chick Megan singing at the Glendale Marketplace! (see entry 1/7/11.)

At Bevmo, this plain-looking and somewhat chubby - but not ugly - employee named Melissa was very knowledgeable about Absinthe that her knowledge suddenly made her more attractive. After waiting in line behind a group of Poles ...

CASHIER: (Holding the Everclear) ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF?

Then shared my story of my first time trying Everclear ("From the bottle," as Matt backed up), the cashier cautioning to have 911 on standby, blah, blah, blah ...

On the way back, I sprinted as that singer Megan was was singing Taylor Swift's You Belong With Me as when I first saw her. Meanwhile, freerunner Tony was dancing to the side.

RYAN: You b-boyin'?
TONY: No, shuffling.

Who still shuffles these days?

I dropped Matt off before going to watch Paul and Martha's band at The Park Bark and Grill in Burbank. A couple of Martha's cougar friends from last time were there checking me out again and telling me I "got a nice smile." Yay self esteem! But the highlight of the night was summarized in my following text message to Matt:

Trying my first (Sam Adams) Noble Pills on tap. And this singer who opened for the band I work for is the most jackoffable chick I've seen in a while that it so makes up for today.

Matt replied:

Sweeeeeeeeeeet.

Unfortunately, after firing up the porn when I got home, I was too damn sleepy to bust a #3.