I went to go print out my headshots today. Epic fail as the employee chick didn't know how to put three images on one page and still make it look good. I'll have to come back with Hiro's old headshots as an example since his pulled it off very well.
I stopped by the neighboring city's mall since it was on the way home, specifically its Hot Topic. The fellow [Harry]Potterhead, whom I long ago referred to as the butterface before she became database-worthy after revealing herself as a Potterhead, was working today. I fixed myself in the restroom before walking in.
An employee named Nate gave me a flyer to advertise his nerd-punk band. He noticed my Manny Pacquiao shirt, which prompted my story of how we're distant relatives. He then said his distant uncle was part of some band called Rancid, which sounds familiar.
I was shamelessly checking out the Twilight merchandise when another employee noticed. She was a short, healthily skinny, chick with wavy brown hair.
CHICK: Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
RYAN: Well, ever since the first movie came out, strangers have been nick-naming me Jacob. I sort of ran with it as I was Jacob for a couple of Halloweens. It wasn't much of a costume - just the tattoo and shorts.
CHICK: I totally thought, "Jacob," when I first saw you. Let me know if you need anything.
RYAN: What's your name?
CHICK: Kristina.
And now I can scream it out while busting a #3. BUT this would only be overshadowed by this breakthrough: I overheard the nerd-punk kid call the Potterhead by her name! Finally, for the first time since I first met her about a year ago, I can finally scream out her name while busting a #3!
Mommy and I ate dinner at In-N-Out.
The chick at Waba Teriyaki Grill, who was more jackoffable with blond hair that matched her complexion better than her current dark brown hair, was working. I guess I can put her in my database again. Maybe.
The Adele look-alike was working at the "i Play & Talk" vendor booth. She's back in the database.
I was able to override my OCD today by not automatically stepping into Barnes & Noble since I haven't found a new book to read.
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