I had a dream last night about Raquel.
Who's Raquel? A former stripper who was the younger sister of Steve's ex-girlfriend, Reese, who was also a stripper. (Reese actually got Raquel the job.) Steve and Reese appointed me as Raquel's "babysitter" to prevent her from third-wheeling them. The stripper sisters and I are Harry Potter fans.
Anyway, in the dream, some random stripper was giving me a lap dance and Raquel was watching. I was trying to make out her facial expressions, wondering if she was jealous and if this was OK. End of weird dream.
I woke up to go to Top Rocking class. Eric, whom I've always said was better than the regular teacher nicknamed Ynot, was substituting again. Good news: Ynot will be in Taiwan for the rest of the year, so Eric will be teaching from now on! The only other student beside me was Bop - whose name the front desk lady couldn't figure how to spell for the longest time. Bop's the type to flash "Westside" gang signs with weird faces to Tupac's California for forever until finally given some choreography to do.
Afterward, I found the one code-named "Choir Boy" in the lounge talking to his blond, cougar lady. I stood behind his cougar lady and gave him the "thumbs up" with the "boys will be boys" connotation. (Translation: Hit it.)
"CHOIR BOY": (Regarding Bop) He's so off!
I filled out a comment card asking for a bucket of free candy to be available during the Halloween season.
Meal time was at Subway.
EMPLOYEE CHICK WITH GREEN HAIR: Any chips or drink?
"CHOIR BOY": Oh no. I'm a lean machine. [Old man behind me in line laughs.] Sorry, I'm high on tiredness.
Then it was time to get down on some FMA while watching the recently released straight to DVD Arena, starring Kellan Lutz with brief appearances by Nina Dobrev and James Remar. New material: 1) Umbrella blocks and 2) Countering the jab-cross Boxing combination with a place (backhand parry)-place-counter combination. And I guess some type of berry juice with vodka/rum during training has become our ritual.
I was supposed to meet with Paul and Martha to do their video work, but Paul called me, likely in a medicated stupor, rescheduling it for tomorrow. Instead, I met "Choir Boy's" blond, cougar lady as we walked to Starbucks with her dogs - Biscuit and Honey. Regarding "Choir Boy" and I changing our clothes just to go walking, she remarked, (in a "rolling eyes" sort of way) "Oh my God."
After she was gone, "Choir Boy's" black, cougar lady stopped by to watch Arena. The wine was good, but I had to end the night with something called Camomile Tea to fix my stomach feeling weird.
I left in the middle of the Fast Five DVD. WTF: "Choir Boy" actually never saw the surprise ending after the credits! And no matter how much he begged me to just tell him, I love Fast Five way too much to spoil it for him.
Arena had a frequently naked costar named Katia Winter who reminds me of Dana at Lush Cosmetics in the mall. But I prefer Dana. Therefore, I busted a #3 to Dana ... and it was so good. I still have to rebuild my endurance, though, as last week I was hitting close to half a thousand strokes whereas now I can only hit half of that, but I attribute it to not having busted a #3 for a week.
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