"Did you ever have angina?" "I don't know what that is."

The treadmill at the gym says I burned 355.5 calories over a distance of 3.13 miles, but that could just be a ballpark figure.

I finally bought those caffeine-free thermogenic capsules by Apex. They were supposed to be $29.99. Allie was working the front desk.

ALLIE: $14.30.
RYAN: How did it become $14:30-- I'm not complaining!
ALLIE: Oh, it's 40% off right now, so ... Sick, man. Good timing.

1) We exchanged banter. That's, like, verbal sex. 2) Anytime a chick says a modern slang word, such as sick, it's boner-status. Allie's renewed in my database.

I busted a #3 to that cougar lady, Merriam, yesterday who did the test on my carotid arteries. She's the one who looks like an older version of Kara Dioguardi with unkempt hair. I just remembered that she told me, "Your [blood] vessels look really pretty."

At the mall, the Adelle look-alike was working at the "i Play & Talk" vendor booth, again blowing her bubble gum into a bubble until it popped, repeatedly. She's renewed in the database. I guess that jackoffable chick at the Waba Teriyaki Grill - who looks less jackoffable ever since dying her blond hair dark brown, only because the blond matched better with her skin complexion - is renewed in the database as well.

I helped mommy with the clothes at the laundromat. We ate dinner at Burger King. I ended the night by reading more of The Bridge to Neverland at Barnes & Noble.